Jokes from haven

        Today I will serve you something completely different.
Sometimes what you hear, read and quickly forgotten when it soon "will not sell."
I invite you on a low dose of humour, a piece that I heard somewhere ... and send away.
And as you probably know: "Laughter is health"then let`s giggle.

Ronaldo i Kenneth

     What is happening in my town? And I am in England and get bored.
I should be there in my town.
As we all know, and if you do not know let it know that in Poland we have World Youth Day and on this occasion to Our beloved country came thousands of pilgrims from around the world.

Minimalism.

    Yes,I know again!?
It probably caught up with us all.
There are those who have heard, those who read about it, those who are trying to live a minimalist and those who manage to live with this philosophy.
Minimization of life, that is, getting rid of the excess, which is piling up in our homes as"will be useful"that really are not necessary.

Knives & forks

The other day I cooked a dinner,my partner help me in the kitchen,like always.
When I finish I take our plates and go to the dining room.
I threw over my shoulder:
-Could you take the knives and frogs,please?
-Should I take wives and forks!
-Yes,certainly.Bring me  wives and frogs and sand in the bucket.Let`s build the castle for frogs.
Because I do not know,how I supposedly eat dinner with wives and frogs:))).

Hay or straw.

And so it is, when you ask someone for something, and the other has a nose poked into his computer.

-Do you want a cup of tea?I talk to you!Hay!
-No,maybe straw.