Jokes from haven

        Today I will serve you something completely different.
Sometimes what you hear, read and quickly forgotten when it soon "will not sell."
I invite you on a low dose of humour, a piece that I heard somewhere ... and send away.
And as you probably know: "Laughter is health"then let`s giggle.

     One day, God said that not too many souls get to the heaven and decided to change it.
So he is calling St. Peter and says:
-You know! Let's make today promotion day.If someone had an amazing day today let in without a trial into the haven.
Peter said that if the boss says so then so be it.
Go out in front of the gates of paradise and sees three men.
Asks the first.
-What are you doing here?
He said:
-St.Peter,you will not believe what happened to me today?
-Then tell me?
-You see.I already knew a long time that my wife cheating on me and I wanted to check it out.I went to work like every morning, but then I came back  quickly and I ran into the bedroom.I see my wife lying in bed naked, let's begin to look for the bastard.I searched the whole apartment,wardrobe,under the bed and nothing.I run out on the balcony and I see a man in the same underpants who grips my balcony, so I start it  to trample on the toes and he descends.Unfortunately, under the balcony they were bushes and he survived, well, I took to the kitchen refrigerator and threw, but entangled in the cable from the refrigerator and here I am.
-Well, you had the day!? Come on.
He goes to the other.

-What are you doing here?
-St. Peter,will not believe what happened to me today.

-So,tell me?
- I exercised every morning on the balcony and today also I go out and I practice, slipped and went off the railing fortunately downstairs neighbour has a balcony and caught it suddenly runs out of a bastard and tramples my toes.I let go and flew down.
Fortunately, at the bottom,they were the bushes and I survived and look and the refrigerator flies.
-Well, you had a day?! Come on!
He goes to the third.

-And what's happen to you?
-Saint Peter,you do not believe as I tell you?

-Come on tell me?
-I sit in the refrigerator...:)))